Arnold Schwarzenegger

Robert "Gunther" Bendik

Taran Killam

Blake

Bobby Moynihan

Donnie

Hannah Simone

Sanaa

Amir Talai

Izzat

Peter Kelamis

Rahmat

Aaron Yoo

Yong

Steve Bacic

Max

Allison Tolman

Mia

Cobie Smulders

Lisa

Paul Brittain

Gabe

Amitai Marmorstein

Nate / Interviewer

Dave 'Squatch' Ward

Kolvalchik

Alex Duncan

Jewel

Chad Krowchuk

Dave

Rebecca Olson

Trish / Bartender

Marc-Anthony Massiah

Warlord

Sylvesta Stuart

Soldier #1

Reese Alexander

Soldier #2

J.C. Williams

Soldier #3

Eric Mazimpaka

Soldier #4

Chad Sayn

Jeep Driver

Tawny West

Girl in Karaoke Bar

Aubrey Sixto

Ashley

Joel Labelle

Sultan

Janene Carleton

Sex Slave Girl

Ryan Gaul

Barold

Elizabeth Bowen

Giggly Woman

Jake T. Roberts

Schneider Feizmark

Scott McNeil

Cheyenne

Tyronne L'Hirondelle

Sheepish Security Guard

Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle

Charger Driver / Gunther Cameraman #1

Joel Cottingham

Graveyard Employee

Lars Grant

Gunther Cameraman #2

Hyuma Frankowski

Diedrick Brunner

Manfred Maretzki

Police Chief

Tony Chris Kazoleas

Bartender (uncredited)

Tom MacNeill

Wedding Guest (uncredited)